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2009. március 3., kedd
Eretz Ishrael, Turbo Pascalban
Exodus - in computer command language
>Release ISRAEL ISRAEL
running in slave mode, cannot release
>Set ISRAEL;mode=master
Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL
>Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
Command ignored
>Load Moshe/Moses
Done
>Deactivate Pharaoh
Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated
>For i=1 to 10 do plagues
Are you sure?
Y
Done
>Release ISRAEL
error: ISRAEL uninitialized
>Set ISRAEL = 600,000
Done
>Release ISRAEL
ISRAEL released
>Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
Done
>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!
>Save ISRAEL
Specify save device
>Save ISRAEL with miracle
Done
>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
Done
>For I=1 to 10 do commandments
Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active golden calf routine >Destroy calf
Done
>For I=1 to 10 do commandments
Done; commandments stored on hard rock device
>Move ISRAEL to desert
Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop
>Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years
Done
>Build Mishkan
Syntax error
>Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel
Done
>Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
Warning: operand terms must be unique
>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN
>set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10)
Done
>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
Done >Happy Pesach/Passover To you too !
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